Stranded in my own life

Author: JungleJim

Date: March 7, 2001

by JungleJim
3-07-01
I have an idea... We'll take over Napster. That's it. Their customers will become ours. People who buy a computer ONLY to pirate pop music will drop hundreds on school. Scratch my knee, please?
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And we'll give away grapefruit for free. Market share! Broadband is a hot knife. MPEG is quick. Brand the players, we'll copyright air! Do it now! NOW!! Fuck them, if they sue us, we'll poop.
That's it... The end is nigh...
EVERYTHING IS TOP PRIORITY!! NO, DON'T DO THAT, I SAID DO THAT!! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!? I TOLD YOU TO CHANGE THE WORLD SEVEN MINUTES AGO!! BUTTER MY TOENAILS!!
cortex so close... just one more..... blow...