All comics by JustMe2005

 

by JustMe2005
6-18-05
Here is Dan's 4th try of the night to get a date
Hey, I was just wondering if you would want to go out some time..
Uhh, no, I really don't think I would..
Here Dan uses his famous pick up line. Some how it failed!
Oh.... Ok... Well, what if I let you pet my pussy.... And I don't know, maybe I could pet yours.. ha ha ha, get what i'm sayin?
..............
Here Dan finishes of what little chance he had
No? Ok... uhh, wow.. Kind of awkward isn't it? .... So who's up for watching a Full House marathon at my house!?!?
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by JustMe2005
6-18-05
(Breaking into a woman's bathroom won't win her heart)
So what's up baby? You looking for a good time?
What the hell are you doing here?!
I'm great, thanks for asking. So you come here often?
What do you mean "do I come here often" YOU'RE IN MY BATHROOM!
And what a lovely bathroom it is. So how about that good time?
Get out!!!

 

by JustMe2005
6-18-05
excuse me sir, can I pet your cat?
Are you hitting on me, because you're too young...
Too young? I'm 22...... I'm a dwarf...
HOT DAMN! So you wanna have a good time, maybe go out some time?
I said i'm a dwarf, I don't rember saying I was blind or retarded...
So i'll pick you up at 6?

 

by JustMe2005
6-18-05
Hey, are you going to the company picnic saturday? They're having BBQ, free drinks.... and watermelon
Why'd you pause before saying watermelon, is that suppose to be a black joke or sumthin?!
No, no... I just wanted to let you know you could get your eat on fo real...for free saturday...
Get my eat on fo real? Is that how you think all black people talk? I'm sick of these black jokes man...
Look, i'm sorry! those slipped they were seriously by accident.......... So uhh, there's a big cotton picking contest sunday, are you in?
Oh fuck you man, i'm out of here...

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