Pirate Pilates

Author: JustPete

Date: March 17, 2006

by JustPete
3-17-06
Yet another dwarf arrives at the Adult Education Centre to train to be a real-life Pirate
Yarrrrggh! I'm here for the Pirate Class!
Pirate class? Oh no, this is a PILATES class? You must have spelt it wrong. In your head. PILATES.
Did you say........ "ME HEARTIES"?! Yar- harrrghh, t'was but crafty Pirate test!
No test dickhead, fuck off.
I swear it said on the advert....
Bloody dwarves, always want to be a bleedin' pirate.