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by Justin_Mullins
4-11-02
A young girl sees a squirrel
Goofy human
Awww...a cute squirrel. Yes you are, you cutie.
The squirrel wants to be left alone
I want to bite you and give you rabies
Awww....look at you giving me those big cute yes like you want something.
Still wants to be left alone
Can't you ever go away? If only you could understand me.
I'm gonna take you home and keep you as my pet!

 

by Justin_Mullins
4-11-02
Joe Meets Up With His Boss On A saturday
What was that?
Not My Boss Again
Joe Hopes He Doesn't Get In Trouble
I heard you say something
I didn't say anything
Almost Safe
Ok, if you say so
Bugged eyed freak

 

by Justin_Mullins
4-11-02
Stickly Is About To Do A Last Resort But Is Interrupted
I Have Come For You
I'm not dead yet. Come back in an hour.
The Mistake Is Found
Oh alright. My mistake
Yeah
Bad Timing
Wait a second......
Sucker

 

by Justin_Mullins
4-12-02
News Flash
Whoa! I gotta get down there!
Meanwhile....naked blondes are downtown ready for the taking.
Quickly!
Fooled Him! Now, it's time.
Oh No!
We're back everybody. We hoped you like our April Fools joke about the blondes. The area is really about to be blown up completely, so stay awa......Oh my God! Who is that man down there? *BOOM*

 

by Justin_Mullins
4-12-02
Boy Meets Girl
Hi there hot stuff. Where Ya From?
Girl Hates Boy
Georgia, now take that!
Ack!
Boy Almost Gets Girl
Jerk
What part of Georgia ya from? South Central?

 

by Justin_Mullins
4-13-02
Our Friends At Mystery Science Theather Take Another Run
Forrest Gump....The Early Years
Keep The Jokes Flying Guys!
Why is he sitting in the road?
Another exicting Adventure
Bill Clinton in the White House!
What was that strange noise?

 

by Justin_Mullins
4-13-02
Our Friends Take Another Swing
Don't forget your leather whip!
I Will Dominate The World! Muahaha!!!!
Just As Soon As I Can Find My Car Keys!
Nothing Will Stop Me!
Errr...of course not. *whispers* Call the FBI
I Can't be Stopped. I've Planned This All Night!

 

by Justin_Mullins
4-13-02
Ya think?
Hmm...a letter from somebody
Well, you can't help you're just stick and stick.
My girlfriend is leaving me because she thinks I don't have enough meat on my bones. As if.
Nooooo! Don't die! We were to late. He's dead......*moment of silence* Well lets go get some nachoes
I'm just gonna end it all....

 

by Justin_Mullins
4-13-02
Santa was finally arrested for breaking and entering
The inmate paired with me is coming!
I Gotta Do Something!
Santa Speed Initiate!

 

by Justin_Mullins
4-13-02
A cop questions an unknown person
You're eyes looked glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?
You're eyes are looking red? Have you been drinking?
That's because I'm far behind the rest of the traffic.
Well, sir, you were speeding
Whoa! You gave me one last time too!
I'm just going to give you a warning this time

 

by Justin_Mullins
4-13-02
Jesus and the Grim Reaper Talk For A Little While
Hey Jesus!
Not The Grim Reaper Again. I thought I Fired Him Aeons Ago
So, uh, you just kinda...hanging around?
That's not funny Death.
I thought I'd take a break. Reaping takes alot of ya you know.
Shouldn't you be out bringing people to the afterlife and the blessid to me?

 

by Justin_Mullins
7-21-02
A priest dies and meets Jesus
So, you were one of the priests who did those terrible things to children eh?
Umm, well, you see, I couldn't have sex with women, so, what I was I to do?
Burning Smell?
How about this?
Dude, what kind of sicko does that to children!

 

by Justin_Mullins
8-02-02
We meet our first two members of the Weef Gang, Kerri and Justin.
Hey Justin!
Hi there Kerri
Kerri has noticed the world is looking strange, and she has a feeling why
Justin, I want to ask you something
What?
Justin....still the crazy one of the group that provides the comic relief and craziness
Justin, what have you done this time?
Ok, so maybe I failed at conquering the world and ended up destroying it. Is that so wrong? Sheesh!

 

by Justin_Mullins
8-04-02
Meet Sunil and Chris!
Pish pish pish!
Weeeeffffaaaa!!!!
Meet Kerri and Justin!
Yo
Nyoooooo!!!!!!
Meet Rachel and Shawn
My middle name is Junita
Hi there.

 

by Justin_Mullins
8-05-02
Chris, stop weefing over there! And where is that tenacle looking thing coming from???
Weef!
Shut your gay ass self up Chris
Weeeffffaaaaa!!!!
Chris, go over there ok?
What are you and Justin doing????

 

by Justin_Mullins
8-06-02
These are two of my friends that these strips are based on. Lets leave it at that.
Hey Chris, you know you're reading that book upside down right?
The gray guy is called Chris Hull.
......
You see, it's called reading.
The pot smoking looking guy is Sunil.
No I'm not! Stop weefing! Weefa!
Chris, you dumbass

 

by Justin_Mullins
8-07-02
Me and a girl I'll leave nameless meet up again
Hey there
No.....must resist him....
Whatxould that mean?
I was just wondering if you wanted to----
Oh just take me!
Should have guessed
Oh yes! YES YES YES

 

by Justin_Mullins
10-03-02
Hey Sunil
Hey Justin! What's with the make-up?
I just got back from the KISS Concert. I've never seen such full use of the tongue before.
First KISS and now tongues? What are you thinking about Justin?
I wonder what crazy mixed up thing I can do now?
I wonder what crazy mixed up thing Justin's planning now?

 

by Justin_Mullins
10-04-02
Whatever are we going to do now?
Nyoooo! Now I have Justin's most beloved catchprase! The world will finally be mine!
We're saved! One of Justin's many alter egos, Big Justin, is here!
I think not Dr. Puthan!
Oh no! Big Justin! How did you find my secret lab? No matter! Not even your Big J powers can stop me now!
Big Justin Powers...Initiate!
Sunil: Call my lawyer!

 

by Justin_Mullins
10-15-02
The Cloning Device Worked!
My cloning machine worked! I shall call him...Little Justin!
weef weef weef
Uhh....Chris, have you been messing with my cloning device again?
weefy! hee
Weef weef weef!
Uhh......no. Weef!

 

by Justin_Mullins
10-16-02
What is Justin doing for God's sake?
Almost...coming...come on...almost there....
Welcome back to the former channel 53!
Let's not go there
Must...go on...getting closer!
Ah..Shawn has come!
Justin! What the hell are doing?!
Dangit, Shawn, knock next time! Knock!

 

by Justin_Mullins
10-16-02
Based on actual events
Let's put Bobby in charge of weapons?
Put...Bobby...in charge of...weapons?
Justin Mullins as: Captain Biscuitz Shawn Steele as: Colonel Sanderz
You're right. Let's put him in charge of engineering the ship.
Put...Bobby...in charge of engineering the SHIP?
Uhh...you're right. We have no place for Bobby.
We can make him the bartender.

 

by Justin_Mullins
11-22-02
Gasp, it's Osama bim Laden! He's threatning Justin! Oh no! This won't be pretty!
Muahaha you American devil. You American devils and your allies will never stop me! I'll continue killing your people unless you all convert to Islam!
Oh my God! It's bin Laden! And I'm the only one that can stop him!
This looks like a job for...BIG JUSTIN!!!
Uh-oh
Prepare to die sucker.

 

by Justin_Mullins
11-27-02
Loyal fans of "The Weef Gang", meet Brandon Russell.
It won't be much longer Justin.
Alright...I'll just daydream while I wait.
Uh-oh, we are in trouble.
I am your dark side. It's finally nice to actually meet you.
Some people have angels and demons. I get a guy that is trying to be like Jason Voorhees. And even though its my dark side, he's trying to be nice about it. This is SO like me.
Back To Reality
Justin, wake up! I made it in! What were you daydreaming of anyway? You looked dazed.
Oh, nothing unusal.

 

by Justin_Mullins
12-16-02
THe Dark Side of Justin Appears!
I'm baaack! Now kill those two guys over there!
I will not kill them!
The Dark Side Is Forever Beckoning
Justin! I am your Dark Side! Do as I command! Join the Dark Side!!!!
Hey...I'm the captain on this ship bloody shirt guy! I won't do it! I will not kill them!
Too Bad Only Justin Can See His Darkside
Uhh...Sunil, Justin's arguing with himself about killing us again.
*Whispering* Start the car.

 

by Justin_Mullins
12-17-02
Looks Like Justin's newest invetion, The JUTIN TIME MACHINE, worked
Who are you?
I'm you ten years from now Justin! Me and Future Brandon have come back through time to help you two through the troubled time you that is coming
If This is Ten Years From Now Justin, and today's Justin, what about Brandon?
Wow, good thing I built my time machine
Exactly. It's time to go time alterin!
Hi, I'm you ten years from now
Riiigghhhttt.

 

by Justin_Mullins
2-03-03
What Could Be Wrong With Justin?
What's wrong, J?
I don't know. I feel really bad and sick.
This should cheer him up and make him feel better! Or will it?
Why won't you people leave me alone?!?!?
Hi there. I'm the leader of the Cheerleaders of America Association, which houses every known cheerleader in America. We have decided to do whatever it is you would like for us to do, no matter what!
Wow, Justin really is sick.

 

by Justin_Mullins
2-14-03
What Could Be Wrong?
Sunil, it's terrible!!!
What's wrong Brandon?!?!
Uh-oh
Justin's gone crazy!!! *short pause* .....
.......
I Feel A Calming Sensation Coming Over Me Right Now!
Alright alright, Justin's gone crazier!!!
Alright then. Get the "Justin Gone Mad" Riot Gear. You know, the pizza and blonde cheerleaders.

 

by Justin_Mullins
2-19-03
Only Justin could get this to happen.
I can't believe it! We're trapped in space!
We're in trouble aren't we?
Darnit
We won't survive out here for long!
We are so doomed.
Oops!
Tempers are wearing thin...I hope the Pac-Man shirt guy may go space crazy. *Insane gleam*
Justin, who are you talking to over there?

 

by Justin_Mullins
2-28-03
Justin Gets Yelled At By Shawn.
Justin, this is all your fault! We're trapped in space with no way home!
Look, I'm sorry. It sounded like a good idea at the time!
Shawn Explains The Mission To Justin
We need a crazy idea to get out of here....and that means you!
Ok, I'll think of something. I always think of something!
A Few Short Moments Later
I have an idea!!!!
***Everyone aboard ship*** Oh God!

 

by Justin_Mullins
3-03-03
After heriocally, and hysterically, saving everyone from the spaceship, Justin decides to do some prank phone calling.
Yes...is the woman of the house in?
Hello?
Uh-oh.
Oh? You want the WOMAN of the house? *speaking off into distance* So, is this the man you're having an affair with? Huh?!?!?
*Innocent Whistling*
Oooookay.
*GUNSHOTS CAN BE HEARD IN THE BACKGROUND AS JUSTIN HANGS UP*

 

by Justin_Mullins
3-19-03
Justin's mom drops some news on him.
Justin, guess what? I've set you up with a blind date!
What?! Mom, how could you?!
Her name is Allie and I think you'll like her.
Oh, I'm sure I will.
You meet her tonight!
Oh alright...*sighs*

 

by Justin_Mullins
3-26-03
So, your mom set you up on a blind date?
Yeah, exactly. I hate blind dates! I can't believe she did that to me.
Yeah, blind dates are usually not too good.
You're telling me. I have to meet her in a few minutes.
Well, good luck then.
Thanks...I'll need it.

 

by Justin_Mullins
3-28-03
Justin arrives at his blind date.
That must be her over there.
Uhh, hi. Are you Allie?
Getting a little tongue tied, are we?
No..I mean yes! I'm Ustin. I mean Justin!
Yeah I am. You must be Justin.

 

by Justin_Mullins
4-17-03
Standing on the usual Weef Gang hangout, are Sunil and Brandon.
Allie said her sister has made Justin her new baby's godfather!
Godfather huh? Nice.
Think she's told Justin yet?
I don't know.
*Scene change to Justin* Just pretend this dude is me!
Kapish? I'm Justin Mullins, see?

 

by Justin_Mullins
5-19-03
This cruise is great!
Right on man. It's totally excellent!
This ship is pretty sweet.
Yeah, but it cost an arm and a leg.
Uh-oj
Yeah, but it's worth it. Nothing on this trip could possibly go wrong....is that an iceberg?

 

by Justin_Mullins
5-19-03
Please!
No!
Oh come on!
I said no!
God turns down Satan's bid for an air conditioner.
I'll get you! Just wait til you turn your back!
I heard that, Satan.

 

by Justin_Mullins
5-22-03
Troublemaker
Everyone, please listen to me!
Click away from this comic strip now before it's too late! The creator is evil and wants to take control of your minds!!
Trouble averted
Ahem!!
Umm....forget everything I just said!

 

by Justin_Mullins
5-23-03
Justin in Jail
.....
......
Sunil has come to visit.
......
.......
Hopefully for Justin, those stories are false.
Sorry, jeez! Cut me some slack here!
Justin, what the hell did you do this time? How many times have I told you to quit trying to conquer the world!?

 

by Justin_Mullins
5-23-03
Welcome back to CMT!
Next up, the Dixie Chicks!
NOOOOO! Not the Dixie Chicks!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by Justin_Mullins
6-08-03
Are you happy to see me or is that your eye?

 

by Justin_Mullins
6-08-03
Sunil and Justin confront Usama Bin Laden somewhere far and distant with lots of sand!!!!
Its me Sunil G!!!! Justin and I are going to put you out of commission, Usama bin Laden!!!!! You will be finished!!!!!
You and your allies will be finished, Sunil!!! You cannot beat me. I have claimed 2,500+ infidels lives in your country. You and your allies have no choice. Give up now!!!! Muhahahahaha!!!
Sunil and Justin (warping into sky sequence) secretly brew up a plan to defeat the evil Usama and his Al-Qaeda organization.
Justin, were gonna put the secret weefa sequence on UBL and his cronies!!!
Way to go, Sunil!!! Together we will get the Weefa project on UBL and his cronies!!!! But I will defend our forces while you kick UBL and Al Qaeda's ass!!!
As Justin defends the US and allied forces, Sunil drops the weefa project on Bin Laden and his cronies!!!
(Familiar Dr. Evil Finger Quoting sequence) "Weefa" Project begin initiating......... initiate. (5....4....3.....2....1......Fwaaa!!!!!!!) Its looks like it is justice for the Weefa gang!!
It looks like me and this organization cannot handle the weefa!!!! It looks like we are the infidels!!! Nyoooo!!!!!!! (Ksssssssh!!!!!! and now I am ashes along with my fellow brothers)

 

by Justin_Mullins
6-25-03
I WANTED TO MAKE THIS AFTER READING THE STORY ON YAHOO
Testing, testing, 1, 2, 1, 2. Are we on? *PAUSE* Good.
Musicians already make millions of dollars. Most people won't make that their entire lives!
RIAA, this is to you, you freakin' losers!!!! How dare you try to sue people for downloading music! And if you think I am alone, you're freakin' crazy! I have the support of many many more people!
Want To Support the Cause? Email justin_the_juggernaut@yahoo.com to find out one way!
I highly doubt this will make you change your minds, but, those same people supporting me are doing things as well to go against you! So HA!!

 

by Justin_Mullins
7-23-03
Back In Justin's Underground Top Secret Lab\Hideout
Ok, Justin what is it now? I hope you aren't planning on taking over the world again and getting arrested again.
No, of course not. I'm sure you remember that time when our future selves paid us a visit, right?
The gears are churning
Yeah, why?
Well, if our future selves did it, why can't we use it now?
You're up to something, aren't you?
Just step into that open door.

 

by Justin_Mullins
7-24-03
SARS MATEY
SARS!!!!
Note From Author: I am not laughing at anyone who ever DID contract SARS.
Why do you keep saying sars? It's argh.
I'm trying to say *cough* that, but I'm sick. Besides, it's not like anyone will pay attention to, much less remember "sars".

 

by Justin_Mullins
7-28-03
U.S. Government scientist Laura is almost finished with a very important project.
Almost....almost!
Dr. Laura has been working on this for years.
Please press the ENTER button to save your progress and initiate the worldwide peace program.
Yee-haw! I'll go down in history as the woman that made the world peaceful! Now I will click enter, save the work, and initiate it! (Presses ENTER)
Remember children. Keep up to date on your computer upgrades
(Computer freezes up) CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK "Everything must be erased to work properly once again"
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

 

by Justin_Mullins
7-30-03
You know what?
What?
I really can not stand television
Oh really?
Really.
Then why do you look like an adult version of Peppermint Patty from those Peanut comic strips?

 

by Justin_Mullins
7-30-03
Up In Heaven
C'Mon!
No! I'm not having this conversation with you again Lucifer!
I'm just asking for one....
Do you know who you are talking to?
Those Darn Lawyers!
Look, I know I own Hell and all, but I don't want any lawyers! They scare me!
Now you know why I called it Hell.

 

by Justin_Mullins
7-31-03
Oh...that looks so large and nice!
Yes, I know. I play with it all the time. It's all nice and round and bouncy.
Let me see. Wow, you're right. It feels sooo good.
See? Want me to play with it while you watch?
Nice, isn't it?

 

by Justin_Mullins
7-31-03
You're looking in the dressing room of the women on Jerry Springer today again aren't you?

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