RORY IS GLAD KATIE'S NOT WITH HIM

Author: KICKIN_DOWN_THA_DOOR

Date: February 12, 2004

ONE COLD OCTOBER MORNING...
HI, I'M KATIE, I WANT TO BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND
OK, SOUNDS COOL WITH ME
A MONTH LATER...
YOU WORK YOUR TONGUE GOOD (FOR A FLY)
YOUR A DORK, I WANNA BREAK UP WITH YOU
DON'T DATE FLIES KIDS
I'LL NEVER CALL YOU, I'LL CALL BILL, BECAUSE HE HAS A CAR AND YOU DON'T, OH YEAH I'VE BEEN CHEATING ON YOU WITH A BETTER DUDE NAMED MAX
(NON-SARCASTIC) WHOOPEE!