All comics by KJ_Bull

 

The Loafer by KJ_Bull 3-13-01
Amidst the sensation of post-finals euphoria, something important slips KJ's mind.. There was something else besides TV I was supposed to do today...	..At first it remains elusive.. Hmmmmm....	..But finally it clicks. Ah Yes, Fuck all!!!

 

Desmond by KJ_Bull 3-18-01
In a moment of reflection, KJ carefully considers his employment options for the future Build me KJ... Oh, what to do for a career. There's that fastrack MD position at JP Morgan, but then that chief project supervisor offer by NASA is also pretty tempting...	But the imminent arrival of finals results... Bring Bring Oh shit..	..bites. This is a message for KJ Bull. It's Dr.I.Q Massive head of NASA here. We just have your results through, please don't ever bother us again. Thankyou. [click]

 

Tom thumb by KJ_Bull 4-14-01
Once again the dirty cunt drives away yet another bird...... fuck off jim ! im fed up with your perverted requests come on just put up there one more time	.....alone and craving the feeling he is left with only one choice Bitch	......got to stick his thumb up his own ass aaaaah

 

Bad boys by KJ_Bull 4-15-01
How did I know he was gonna call the police?		Shut up.

 

The sensual water babe by KJ_Bull 4-15-01
Feeling confident that his drab personality, massive fringe and lab coat should do the trick, Jim goes on the pull.. Ah, that's the kind of massive head I'm looking for...	..but a sudden lapse in confidence doesn't bode well. ..but what if she won't donkey fuck me in the arse like a deranged carrot wielding mongrel?!	But on this occasion, his luck is in! SCORE! I always listen to Kenny G when I'm in the bath you know

 

The big I am by KJ_Bull 4-19-01
Check this..	Not this again...	Oh you like that eh?

 

Mauve mollusc by KJ_Bull 4-22-01
Comedy night down at the purple turtle wasn't one of the term's highlites ...and so I says to him, how can I? I'm a goat!		Come on, that's funny.

 

NSU by KJ_Bull 4-23-01
Time for his bi-monthly visit to the local dick n' ball clinic and the doctor's got some good news... Ah, Mr.Bull, we've just got your test results back, and I regret to inform you that once again you have managed to contract... ...Yeah, yeah, yeah. What you gonna do? Just give me the damn pills	...but it gets worse. You will of course be required to see the health adviser Oh bollocks! Not her again..	Undeterred by her previous efforts, nursy the health adviser is determined to make KJ's hangover worse than it already is! Mr.Bull, how many times do I have to tell you? Sex is very, very bad. Please try and make more of an effort not to have any in future, and if you do make sure you wear 12 condoms because - (etc) zzzzzzzzzz

 

Chapman by KJ_Bull 4-28-01
Are you the one they call 'Chapman'? ...yes	Then take us to your leader...	...you fucking arsehole.

 

Rodent bastards by KJ_Bull 4-28-01
Keep one eye on your nuts... Oi, wanker!	...the other on your duvet... ..Yeah, you heard me	...and both hands on the blowtorch. I fuckin hate squirrels I'm gonna scratch you up reeeeal nice.

 

Just trippin by KJ_Bull 4-29-01
Down at the purple turtle one weekend Jesus Christ mate, I'm absolutely flying. How bout you? Bibble	And the following day Oh fuck. That's the last time I do that. Hangover or not, I'm gonna do some work today. True	...Meanwhile on the grassy knoll Ha ha! That's bollocks and you know it cross boy. Sigh.

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