NSU

Author: KJ_Bull

Date: April 23, 2001

by KJ_Bull
4-23-01
Time for his bi-monthly visit to the local dick n' ball clinic and the doctor's got some good news...
Ah, Mr.Bull, we've just got your test results back, and I regret to inform you that once again you have managed to contract...
...Yeah, yeah, yeah. What you gonna do? Just give me the damn pills
...but it gets worse.
You will of course be required to see the health adviser
Oh bollocks! Not her again..
Undeterred by her previous efforts, nursy the health adviser is determined to make KJ's hangover worse than it already is!
Mr.Bull, how many times do I have to tell you? Sex is very, very bad. Please try and make more of an effort not to have any in future, and if you do make sure you wear 12 condoms because - (etc)
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