Don't Sell Your Soul!

Author: K_Rush

Date: December 27, 2001

by K_Rush
12-27-01
Hey, Satan. Where the fuck is the sweet X-Box you promised me for my soul?!
Dude, hold on. I went to Best Buy and Wal-Mart and they are all sold out.
You fucking moron. You're the devil. You can make your own X-Box! Damnit.
No can do. Bill Gates sued my ass last year when I gave this nerd a copy of Windows ME a few months early.
*Sigh* Dude, are you serious?
Haven't you noticed I don't have any demons here? That bastard Gates took them all to program for him.