True stories of everquest.

Author: Kaddar

Date: October 26, 2002

by Kaddar
10-26-02
I've long since quit.
OK, I was loading the port level when the game crashed. I reloaded, to slowly be drowning...
..when I was attacked by a fire elemental at the bottom of the ocean, killed, and then the entire server crashed.
The gm laughed at me.
I had to search the chat rooms for a gm, but the game didn't come back for like an hour.
A gm put me and my corpse on an island, but I'd never been to the island before, so I was lost.
I ended up going into the water to swim for another island, but I got lost and attacked by another fire elemental.
I was about to tell a joke about everquest nerds, but it's not worth it now.