Captain Chaos and the art if picking up girls....

Author: Kaine

Date: November 15, 2001

by Kaine
11-15-01
Plan A: Establish the bottom line.
Sorry I'm late...I just realized something horrible! I only make $25,000 a year.
Umm....
So, how about that dinner date?
Err....
Plan B: Go with her wildest fantasy.
Hey! Just kidding! I actually own AOL!
Woot! Marry me!