Is that a bagel in your pocket, or are you just freaky?

Author: Kaine

Date: December 21, 2001

by Kaine
12-21-01
One fine day on a busy street...
I want more food! Must get food!!!
That's the lug nut freakazoid! I've got to get away from him quickly!
Hey babe! Got any food kicking around? I'm hungry! Hook me up!
Get away from me you freakazoid! Can't you see I just got my nails done?!?!?
I'm not moving until you feed me!
Good! Pay no attention to the sound of that Mack truck getting closer, then. Byeeee!