Oh, I've got friends in LOOOW places.....

Author: Kaine

Date: January 4, 2002

by Kaine
1-04-02
This year's Employee of the Year is a special one, as this person has been like an extension of my own body in many areas.
Jeff, c'mon up here!
Psst! I'm not ready yet! I'm still administering your new policy to IT. By the way, that's thrust, thrust, squirm thrust, right?
Yes, and if you hurry, I'll throw in another $500,000 for E.P. equipment.
Woot! No time to stop for the vasalene, boys! I'm off to the IT room!