Stationary Wars, Ep 1: The Phantom Bent Wire

Author: KajunFirefly

Date: February 13, 2003

by KajunFirefly
2-13-03
You stole my fucking stapler, didn't you?
Man, fuck you, I didn't touch your shit, this office only has one stapler, someone else probably took it.
I'm sick of this shit man, why can't my stuff just stay on MY desk?
I don't know, leave me alone.
Meanwhile, in his secret cloud lair:
Damn staplers, think they rule the stationary world, I shall have my vengeance!