Stationary Wars, Ep 2: Attack of the Clip

Author: KajunFirefly

Date: February 13, 2003

by KajunFirefly
2-13-03
Fucktard! Why must the stapler always be your first choice when attaching multiple pieces of paper? Paper clips are far superior, they're non-destructive and come in a variety of colours.
Uh....
Plus, you can bend and twist paper-clips and make funky little scultures and shit, you can't do that with staples man, they just get under your skin.
I guess....
So, what do you say, you wanna over-throw the evil Stapler Lord and bring an end to his reign of terror?
Seriously dude, I just want know who stole my stationary box.