Stationery Wars, ep3: Whatever the next one is called.

Author: KajunFirefly

Date: February 13, 2003

by KajunFirefly
2-13-03
Spankling, Lord of all things pierced:
Ah, Penclor! Together we have taken over the stationery world.
Yes, Spankling, truly, we rock!
Not. So. Fast.
Clippy! I thought we settled this in the fiery pits of Sharpener Mountain.
Think again, your stapling antics end here, prepare to die!
Your powers are weak, clippy, join us, or die.