The Immortal TTC: My contest will go on.

Author: KajunFirefly

Date: February 22, 2003

by KajunFirefly
2-22-03
First, the convicted felon shall have their spirits broken by the illicit, candy-flavoured singing of a warbling Canadian...
the guilty party shall be dogged by the singing until their brains run out of their ears...
...or until someone else smacks the singer up-side the head with a shovel.
You're a sick sick woman, Mrs Choppingblock, hiring Celine Dion is going too far.