My job

Author: KajunFirefly

Date: May 20, 2004

by KajunFirefly
5-20-04
You wanted to see me?
Yes, there's been a slight reshuffle, your duties now include wiping my arse, eating tin foil and you now share a desk with stinky Brenda from accounts.
Why must you make coming to work feel like being stabbed in the brain?
Have you ever BEEN stabbed in the brain?
No.
Your new duties also include being stabbed in the brain.