The Viagra Bodyspray

Author: KajunFirefly

Date: May 20, 2004

by KajunFirefly
5-20-04
What the hell's the matter with you, have you bathed in starch or something?
No, I woke up this morning and went downstairs and there was a letter on my doorstep...
it said "please do not bend".
Who was it from?
I don't know, I couldn't pick it up.