The Trials of St. Valentine - part one

Author: KajunFirefly

Date: February 13, 2005

by KajunFirefly
2-13-05
You wanted to see me, boss?
Yes, St. Valentine, it's your time of the year again and for once I want you to actually do some work. Help people with their love lives.
But I do help people, every year, by giving them a chance to express their feelings in a variety of overly expensive ways.
I want you to be a bit more traditional than just giving people phallus-shaped chocolates.
Like, Jesus-shaped chocolates?
Yes, or Jesus-shaped phalluses.