The Trials of St. Valentine - part two

Author: KajunFirefly

Date: February 13, 2005

by KajunFirefly
2-13-05
Take this guy for example, I want you to help him out:
Hi, Jenny, I was wondering if you wanted to... uh... maybe, that is if you're not too busy, um...
Oh for fuck sake, Andy, just say it!
I want you to help him say what he really wants to say.
Well, you know that I really like you, and now that you're single and everything, I was thinking that perhaps, uh...
Yeeeesss?
Okay *zap*
I want to cover you in pig-fat and videotape my dog violating you while I listen to my entire Celine Dion collection.
Does it HAVE to be Celine Dion?