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Author: KajunFirefly

Date: August 9, 2001

by KajunFirefly
8-09-01
oh god I'm so depressed, why wont girls ever like me? I think I'll go and have sex with my love droid!
hey Flora, let's go and have sex!
hey....uh I mean.... [ahem] hEy, YoU cAnT sPeAk To Me LiKe ThAt, YoU aRe So InSeNsItIvE!!!!
oh no, what a loser, guess I'll go kill myself then!
hey, I just realised, I'm actually a Tin Man, I could try and sell some kind of irony angle to Tinman Industries and maybe get a job!