Rob Harland

Author: KajunFirefly

Date: August 10, 2001

by KajunFirefly
8-10-01
backstage at Rainstorm Enterprises studios
"Rooney's stand-up"?? What the fuck where you thinking?? I mean seriously, you're not even that funny, fuck me, my strip's going down the toilet!!
you do realise that I've got that wank-biscuit Captain LowPass breathing down my neck? he's threatening to erase my account!
well I thought, that, since this is a sinking ship anyway, I might aswell flaunt my own talents and see if anyone watching might want to hire me for TV or Film work!
hmm, I'll deal with Captain LowPass first, then I'll sort out this strip, all the cast are leaving me!
you might be too late, I'm starring in a film with Narinda from Big Brother, it's an Action Adventure Comedy Mystery Porno called "Nibushi Shang Hong: Anal Beard III"!