how low can you go? how low can you go?

Author: KajunFirefly

Date: August 11, 2001

by KajunFirefly
8-11-01
in limbo:
CAPTAIN GERALDINE HILARY LOWPASS, I'M HERE TO USHER YOUR SOUL INTO THE NEXT WORLD!!!
oh bollocks, that bastard Kajun must've killed me....
YES, RATHER NASTY BUSINESS THAT, THE OLD "DOS PAOLA NIBLA" EYE COMBUSTION, IT'S A CLASSIC!
...and only 6,387 days till retirement, could I ask you to do me one favour?
AS LONG AS IT DOESN'T INVOLVE ME DOING ANYTHING GROSS, I'M PRETTY SQUEAMISH!
I was wondering if you could come up with a punchline, these strips have been lacking one since....shit.....I don't think they've EVER had a punchline!