The Telepathetic Security Guard

Author: KajunFirefly

Date: September 14, 2005

by KajunFirefly
9-14-05
Duty-Free Gift Shop, Chicago O'Hare
Could I see your boarding pass, oh wait, you're going to London, right?
Uh, yeah, how did you know that?
I'm like, psychic and stuff.
Yeah, whatever.
The liquor aisle is over this way, sir.
You're good.