Johnny Castaway meets Tom Hanks

Author: KajunFirefly

Date: November 13, 2001

by KajunFirefly
11-13-01
wow, Tom Hanks, you were in that movie, Castaway, if anyone can save me, you can!
sure, all we need to do is make stuff from the Fedex boxes lying around!
uh, there are no Fedex boxes lying around!
no Fedex boxes? not even a Fedex plane? Fedex paper? anything with the Fedex logo? holy shit, how is this thing funded? I don't see one piece of subliminal advertising!
there's a Starbucks on the East side of the island!
hey look, it's Daryl Hannah, my co-star from the 1984 movie "Splash", she'll be able to turn me into a Merman and I can swim home, so long, nob-jockey!