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| I'm sorry boys, but this year, what with the high demand of kids wanting an X-box, Microsoft have bought us over! | |
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| but they can't buy over Santa, your the spirit of Christmas, surely no amount of money can take the joy away from you! | |
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| hey man, you think I LIKE riding around all night on a sledge? I'm basically a magic postman, think of all the other jobs I could've had, Angel of Death, Easter Bunny! | |
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| you think it's EASY to bulk up 300lbs every year? My sex life has been ruined, I used to be a fucking stud you know, Venus, Aphrodite, they were all MY bitches! | |
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| oh fuck, Santa's gone insane | |
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