T'was a Very Merry Christmas Indeed, part 22

Author: KajunFirefly

Date: November 29, 2001

by KajunFirefly
11-29-01
hey man, look, I'm sorry that I used to masturbate on you when you were sleeping just to watch your face melt!
it's ok, I'm sorry I used to sit on your testicles at night so that you were sterile!
it's alright, I was going to get the snip anyway, you saved me money, I get away with it scot free!!
um, not exactly!
what do you mean?
I'm pregnant!