CC87: Imagine I wrote something witty here...

Author: KajunFirefly

Date: December 21, 2001

by KajunFirefly
12-21-01
Kajun, take a seat, there's something I've just got to tell you, I'm...... YOUR_FATHER!!
no, that's not true, you're lying!
I'm sorry son, I should have told you earlier, your mother accidentally sat on one of my used biscuits, and, you were born!
wait, you mean all this time I've been having_sex_with GRAN?