CC88: Why must the good die young?

Author: KajunFirefly

Date: December 25, 2001

by KajunFirefly
12-25-01
what appears to be the problem officer?
you were doing 90mph in a 40 zone, I'm gonna need to take your name sir.
my name? Why, I'm Saint Nicholas don't you know? good-old Chris Cringle? Santa_Claus?
very amusing sir, if you'd like to just get into the back of the car, we can sort this out down at the station.
This is all my fault, I shouldn't have been giving him a festive blow-job!
save me Legolas!