The Adventures of Prince Harry

Author: KajunFirefly

Date: January 18, 2002

by KajunFirefly
1-18-02
well Jeeves, it's quite a pickle I have myself in with this cannabis thing, William is bound to be the public favourite now!
indeed sir
if only there were some way I could ruin his image, his pop-star lifestyle, I need a scandal and I need it fast.
you COULD reveal those photos of him "knighting" those goats sir.
I've got it! I'll tell them he sexually abuses me when he's wasted on Heroin, THEN the public will appreciate me, great plan, eh Jeeves?
*sigh* yes sir, Swiftian in it's rapier like subtlety.