Stoner Shopping

Author: KajunFirefly

Date: February 26, 2002

by KajunFirefly
2-26-02
at the cigarette kiosk:
hey man, like, can I have 20 Marlboro, a lighter.....and a packet of Rizla please?
wait a minute, why do you want cigarettes AND rizla?
uh...I don't like the filters!
then why not just cut them off? it's just the same as a roll up!
uh, er, it's, a, like, hobby of mine, to, like, take cigarettes apart, and, like, re-roll them!
for fuck sake, if you're going to go to all that trouble you may aswell just roll a joint!