Selling Out - Part Three

Author: KajunFirefly

Date: October 21, 2002

by KajunFirefly
10-21-02
Why does that clown ad keep appearing, didn't anyone else sign up for ads?
No, it's weird, any time anyone else sends me an ad, the clown guys outbid them.
Tired of having your genitals rubbing against the inside of your underwear? Is applying cream a complete pain in the....
*cough* You need new "CLOWN_CUPS", that's right, for $10 a month you can have a clown cup your testicles all day, while you get on with life!
It's so stupid, who would want to walk around with a clown's hand down their pants?
Andy's ordered 3 already.