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by KarenZipdrive
1-21-03
When people are against George Dubya, they are against the USA.
You got that right.
I may decide to shoot the next one I see.
That'd be good.
I have several guns, ya know.
Jesus wants us to be armed.

 

by KarenZipdrive
1-21-03
When people are against George Dubya, they are against the USA.
You got that right.
I may decide to shoot the next one I see.
That'd be good.
I have several guns, ya know.
Jesus wants us to be armed.

 

by KarenZipdrive
1-21-03
All's I know is Jesus died for our sins
Jesus hates Saddam Hussein
I know he does 'cause it's in the Bible.
oh, sweet jesus!

 

by KarenZipdrive
1-21-03
On the Fox News Channel:
The UN weapons search team found evidence of empty warheads in Iraq today
Ari Fleisher, White House Press Secretary, said, "This was the smoking gun we were looking for."
Grrrrrrr
Wait! I'm not an Iraqi, I'm Irving Goldfarb, your accountant!

 

by KarenZipdrive
1-21-03
Modern lesbian romance
So, you are Butch4U2 from the Internet.
Yeah, and you must be FreakyChik69.
I think I could love you.
You had me by our first IM.
the next morning...
Yo, Pete, we got any U-Hauls that can haul 40 cats?

 

by KarenZipdrive
1-22-03
that red star means you're communist, boy
you listenin' to me, boy?
I betcha you're one o' them war protesters too, ya damn dog. I orghta shoot you.

 

by KarenZipdrive
1-22-03
A Message From the President
I intend to hold Saddam's feet to the wire!
His insinuendos and dogmatism are indiscusable!
It's about defending terrorism, which is what I intend to do with our nucular capability. If you believe in God, you'll be on my side, because it says in the Bible, "God Bless America."

 

by KarenZipdrive
1-27-03
My fellow Americans: War with Iraq is an ideal whose time is come!
The budget will be strong and doubtsayers are saying they doubt the growingness culpability of the economics!
And as for Saddam, I say to you, your weapons of mass production will be destroyed as you will be too also! God bless America!

 

by KarenZipdrive
1-29-03
Where are you gonna hide when the infidels come, Saddie?
Osama, don't be silly.
Silly? What do you mean?
If a nomad like you can evade the infidels, think of what I can do with all the money I've stolen from Iraq.
Oh, I am being silly! So... where will you hide out, at the Saudi Marriott with me?
Arab, please. I'll be at the Saudi Palace! The infidels will never find me there, and the food is much better!

 

by KarenZipdrive
1-29-03
ON THE AIR
I think the President made a fantastic case for war in Iraq in his big speech! He was just stunning!
I liked the way the lights made his eyes glisten and his hair look so manageable...
It's not what you filthy liberals think...it's that since I lost my hearing my eyes are sharper. Yeah, that's it. I love women. Even those Feminaziâ„¢bitches.

 

by KarenZipdrive
3-10-03
At the Whitehouse
Mr. President, we came up short on the UN vote.
So? We don't need their permission.
True, sir, but this could harm our reputation as a peaceful nation.
Peaceful nation? This is Texas-who cares about being peaceful?
Umm, sir this is the United States, not just Texas.
That's not what Karl Rove told me, and Daddy said to listen to Karl, no matter what.

 

by KarenZipdrive
3-11-03
George H.W. Bush lectures little Bush
Son, you can't just alienate all our allies!
Daddy, I thought Alli was that evil God that Saddam worships...
(sigh) Son, that's Allah! ALLIES are our friends.
They are? Then why don't they just do what I say then?
Goddamn! Could he possibly be any stupider?
I wish I was still allowed to have pretzels. All this politicalizing makes me hongry.

 

by KarenZipdrive
3-11-03
The Bush twins chitchat
Barbara, did you hear that little bitch Chelsea Clinton got a $100,000 first job offer?
Damn, Jenna! I wonder who she had to blow to get that job?
Blow! Hahahaha!
Speaking of blow, I could use a line or two. Do you got any coke?
No, but Daddy keeps his behind that picture of Nixon! Let's go get us some!
Kewl!

 

by KarenZipdrive
3-11-03
French guy talks to German guy
I don' see why zee Americains are so eager to go to zee war avec Iraque.
Ja, they von in Vorld Var II so they sink they are so tough.
Vell, iff ve Chermans vanted, ve could fight wery hardt, even against the Americans.
Mais oui! We French are zee lovers and zee fighters and we are not afraid!
Ach! Das ist schiest! The French may cook vell but fighters they are not. Sorry to have to tell you zis, mon petit ami.
Mon dieu! You have hurt me with zeese words and for all le nerve, coming from a filthy Nazi!

 

by KarenZipdrive
3-11-03
A sweet, innocent girl reflects...
I'd like the whole world to start reading the poetry of Rumi. It's so simple and lovely...
Barcodeking sets her straight
Uh dear, Rumi was an Afghanistani whirling dervish who had ties to Al Qaida and loves Saddam Hussein, the evil Butcher of Baghdad.
HEY...YOU...GET OFFA MY CLOUD!!!
Just trying to show you the light, you simpering left wing simpleton...

 

by KarenZipdrive
3-25-03
Barcodie is sooo HAPPY!
Oh boy oh boy oh boy I got that Karen Zipdrive GOOD!
She posted a silly link and I posted a good link and she is sooooo busted!
I'm gonna call my new friend, the Congressman Whatzisname from Iowa and tell him how I busted Pulp Friction!!!
Hello? Life calling. Time to get one, you silly squirrel!

 

by KarenZipdrive
9-08-05
I swear, Jesus, I tried to help those N'awlins people
Oh, no you didn't!
Did too.

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