Oscar night, after the partying...

Author: Kat

Date: March 27, 2001

by Kat
3-27-01
Bloody hell, am I wasted...Oh, shit! What are YOU doing here?!
Well, Russell, I got you your Oscar. Time to fulfill your end of the bargain. Down we go!
But I thought that wouldn't be for another 40 or 50 years!
Article 14, Section 2.4 clearly states upon receiving the Oscar...Still, if you wish to go back you may...as the person you'd least like to be...
Shit! I'm Meg Ryan! Wait a sec...I've got tits! I'll never leave the bloody house! Hell, YEAH!!!