White elephant

Author: Kat

Date: April 6, 2001

by Kat
4-06-01
I can't believe you invited anyone from Dieselsweeties to my birthday party! They're boring, annoyingly pixelated, and they always bring the crappiest gifts!
Well, I'm sorry ... I guess I wasn't thinking.
Well, it's too late now. We'll just have to grin and bear it, I suppose.
If they give you something crappy, I'll get rid of it like last time, 'kay?
Happy Birthday, Wigudonkey! Since you lost your last birthday present in that freak accident with the spider monkey and the blender, we got you a replacement, only better!!
Yeah! And THIS ceramic iguana has a CLOCK in its stomach!! I'll just put in on the mantle where it'll be safe!