Satan comes in many forms...

Author: Kat

Date: February 21, 2001

by Kat
2-21-01
Hello! L. Ron Hubbard here! I just thought I'd pop back and address the controversy surrounding The Church of Scientology!
As you know, my famous book, DIURETICS, explains it all! It's good to pee! Everybody pees! Not everybody poops because some people are constipated, but, dammit, everybody pees!
Pssst! Mr. Hubbard, it's DIANETICS, not DIURETICS...