Neal, thy name is Mastadon...

Author: Kat

Date: February 21, 2001

by Kat
2-21-01
So, anyways, this chick just looks at me and then she goes, she goes, she goes like this, she goes, "You're a pig!"
Uh-huh...
I mean, alls I did was ask her to show me her tits. What's wrong with that? I mean they were kind of hanging out and all...
Well, um, I think that just because a little cleavage is showing doesn't mean...
Maybe next time I'll just GRAB her tits ... Whaddaya think?
Um, yeah, sure ... that'll work.