A Day in the Life of the President

Author: Kat

Date: February 21, 2001

by Kat
2-21-01
Who in tarnation are you? You're whiter'n Bill Clinton's ass! You ain't one of them pansy-ass New Englanders from across the big pond, are ya?
Um, no, Mr. President, they sent me over from the Pentagon to help you out...
Ya mean to tell me you're gonna be mah sek-a-tary?!
Well, pro tempore, I'm afraid, Sir...
SECURITY! SECURITY! Thar's some damn foreigner in here a-talkin' Commy code or sumthin'!!!
I'm going to bomb Florida...