Survivor, Schmurvivor

Author: Kat

Date: February 22, 2001

by Kat
2-22-01
"There are two things on this island: snakes and rats!"
So, Susan, which are you? Ha, ha, ha!
"... and if you were lying in the gutter, dying of thirst, I wouldn't give you a drink of water."
If Kelly were in the gutter, there would already be water there, though, because there's usually a little run off. Besides, where there are gutters, there are buildings with plumbing and...
"... and when I get off this stinkin' island away from you rats and snakes, I'm posing for Playboy!"
Now that's just downright cruel...