The President goes for a little ride...

Author: Kat

Date: February 22, 2001

by Kat
2-22-01
What is it now, Valdor?
The Earthling is at it again! Really, Sir, I can't stand much more of this!
Dammit! Bring the vile miscreant here now!
With pleasure!
Now listen here, Earth creature...
I keep-a tellin' ya, I'm the freakin' Pre-zee-dent of the United States of North America! Didn't y'all see Independence Day? Geez!