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by KatClock
11-23-03
Our story begins in the house of Bill and Zack.
Wazzup?
It's a letter from Deb.
Why? Cause I want to.
Maybe I shouldn't have sent that hate letter to Bill's girlfriend for a prank. Should I tell him?
GOD NO! NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Plus, it's kinda interesting.
Naaaaaaaaaaah.

 

by KatClock
11-23-03
Ok, now to the actual stuffs.
Tell me again, why are we here?
In a world like this, there are bound to be...
What, butterflies? *laugh*
Nooooo...
LOADING...
RANDOM ENCOUNTERS of course!

 

by KatClock
11-23-03
Battle Loading...
Alright an Orb Ghost of Blk. Dmn. Vrtx.! Lots of EXP!
[ Xeno's Turn-HP:{|||||||||||||||||}]ATK DEF RUN
Wait... where's Jeff?
[ Xeno's Turn-HP:{|||||||||||||||||}]ATK DEF RUN
I ATE HIM!
NOOOOOO! (w00t!)

 

by KatClock
11-23-03
Action: CRY3
Wha--
*crying*
{ Orb Ghost of Blk. Dmn. Vrtx.'s turn skipped}
Aw, c'mon man. Don't cry. I'll get you another friend...
*still crying*
MGK: FIRE3 1/2
HA! FIRE3 1/2!

 

by KatClock
11-24-03
Hey, how did he get back here? Oh well.
I'm gonna go swimming!
That's nice
I'm gonna go to the moon!
That's nice
I'm gonna beat your face in!
That's nice

 

by KatClock
11-24-03
Are we gonna hang out or what? I've dropped hints all Sunday!
Defination: All Sunday, n. see 'three panels'
Shut up. I'm watching cartoons.
Really? What is it?
Fun Fact: You can watch "Suicide Bob" on channel 2956592376593478f94759475n.

 

by KatClock
11-24-03
Looks familiar. Where'd the idea come from?
Remember the "Nail Suicide Incident"?
...
Comic #1.
I wish I never asked.
Heh. I bet you do.

 

by KatClock
11-24-03
Dear oatmeel clock, Yor flashmovie suked. U stol from my move "l33t and l33ter in the runes ov k3wln3ss". I have a bunch of friends who hate you on newgrouns we made a oatmeel clock sux topic in teh
fourms. So ha.
Hmm...
Sincerly, b3t3rthanU

 

by KatClock
11-24-03
If there IS an Oatmeal Clock out there, I'm not trying to make fun of you. Ex-Scouts honor.
Ooo! I got mail!
clock...sux...l33t...hate u...forum...
b3t3rthanU: Shut the heck up. I submitted mine 6 days before you. All your "friends" are just the many accounts YOU own. Get a life, go to school, learn how to spell. -Signed, Oatmeal Cl0ck
There we go

 

by KatClock
11-24-03
*doorbell rings*
Hey ding dong- they're calling for you at the door.
That hurts

 

by KatClock
11-24-03
Oh Hi Sandy, what's up?
The ceiling.
I agree, yet that doesn't answer my question.

 

by KatClock
11-24-03
Mom wants to know if you can watch our cat while we're gone.
Sure.
Hey, Jeff!
This cat has issues

 

by KatClock
11-24-03
We now bring you: Suicide bob.
what we do 2daye
i no!
i reed leter
Thank you for rotting your brain cells out.
wee
wee

 

by KatClock
11-24-03
We stand outside my brother's room.
An evil, killer, scheming one he is.
Who knows what horror goes on inside his room?
We can only imagine...
ZzzzZZZzzzzzZz

 

by KatClock
11-24-03
Meanwhile, somewhere else...
Hi.
YOU SHALL DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

 

by KatClock
11-24-03
LOOK I SAID I'M SORRY!
Still, it's not nice to petrify people's torsos.

 

by KatClock
11-24-03
mi hed hurt
mee two
wut wee do
i no no
That's right. Suicide Bob.
ei reed
oh kA

 

by KatClock
11-24-03
Note: He's watching "Crap TV".
Tune in next Saturday for new Suicide Bob and Sealab 2021!
That show sucks.
So do you
*Sniff* I know! *cry*
Oh boy.

 

by KatClock
11-24-03
*crying*
Aw, c'mon man! You know I didn't mean it.
Anyone recongize this scene?
*crying*
Tell ya what. Stop crying and we'll go down to the park and get a couple ice cream cones. It's on me.
I think you do.
HA! EXPLODY317 1/4608
Damn.

 

by KatClock
11-24-03
I found a site called "E.Z.Stickin.com".
What kind of sticking does it mean?
*click*
Analy.
Oh god! My eyes are scarred for life!

 

by KatClock
11-24-03
Yo, dude. How yo girlfriend?
She tight, she tight.
*click* Oops, wrong channel.
Here we go. More brain rotting.
ow
HA-CHA CHA! That's right kids, your brain like nails!

 

by KatClock
11-24-03
Remember the "Nail Suicide Inccodent"? They have the guy in the hospital.
Wha...
COMIC 1.
Oh, ya.
Is he gonna make it?
Nope. I drained him of his blood.

 

by KatClock
11-24-03
A small character list:
Xeno
Jeff
*moans* Petrified guy...
I SAID SORRY!!!
Sandy
What??? I'm a damned cat for christ sakes! Leave me alone!

 

by KatClock
11-24-03
Guess what folks! It's the 20th strip! (not including the intermissions)
So what. No one reads this anyway. It only took 2 day to make 25 stupid strips. They're not even funny!
And to celebrate...
Celebrate what? Crap? Are you even hearing me?
Yay. Let us celebrate the crappyness. Happy 25th strip "The Randomy Fantisia Comix".
We're gonna have a bonfire!!!
Ow. Got me again. Bastard.

 

by KatClock
11-24-03
Well, the party's over.
Good. That party sucked.
By the way, your "After-party" cake is burning.
Eep!
Indeed, sucker. I'm outta here.

 

by KatClock
11-24-03
AUGH! CUT!!!
What, was I supposed to do something?

 

by KatClock
11-24-03
mAAk: I AM FREAKING OUT, ANEW! ANEWED FREAKING OUT!! WAAAAAAAAAAAA I AM THE CHOSEN ONE I WILL LEAD MY PEOPLE TO VICTORY THE RIVERS WILL FLOOD WITH BLOOD
THE SKY WILL FILL WITH ASHES SCOTLAND WILL SINK INTO THE OCEAN
ENTER THE DRAGON ENTER THE DRAGON ENTER THE DRAGON DRAGON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DRAGON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 DRAGON FROM THE OCEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DRAGON COVERED WITH EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOOKING AT EVERYTHING EVERYTHING THAT IS LOOKED AT IS KNOWN IN HELL OCEAN DRAGON!! IT'S LOOKING AT ME!!!! IT'S LOOKING!!! IT'S LOOKING!!! IIR'A LK ONE FOOT IN THE WATER!~!!! IT IS VCOMING@!!!
‘After these things I heard as it were a great sound of a vast crowd in Heaven, saying, “Halleluyah. The salvation and glory and power are of our God, for true and righteous are his judgments...
mAAk, you need to chill. No more drugs til' Wednesday.

 

by KatClock
11-25-03
Random Encounter!
I am a Ninja! I will kick your spoony!
(2)
*slap*
GAME OVER
*Burnination*
(999999999999)

 

by KatClock
11-25-03
It wasn't me! I swear!

 

by KatClock
11-25-03
Back at home...
I'm not an idiot!
Yes you are
If I was an idiot would I be able to do...
This?
Yes.

 

by KatClock
11-25-03
I'm gonna make a bunch of hate comics about regs around stripcreator.
They're all gonna say "Why I hate (name)" and I'm gonna post them up in the forums.
I love you.
I'm sure you do.

 

by KatClock
12-09-03
Huh? Are we rolling?
Cut! Turn off the greenscreen effect! I CAN'T WORK WITH THESE PEOPLE!

 

by KatClock
12-09-03
Hello! I have been taken over by KatClock. ¥a¥.
For one, I'm just a 12 year old BOY. BOY BOY BOY BOY BOY!!! It's not that hard to tell!
And I'm leaving. No one likes my comics, and it's not worth my couple years of "childhood" left.
So good-bye, blow off, go sodomize a java window. You all suck.
You're a lieing son of a spoony.
*sob* I KNOW! IT'S SO TRUE! WHY MUST YOU ALL ABUSE ME SO!!! *sob sob*

 

by KatClock
12-13-03
icantbelievewhatiwasmissingthereisalittlecastlethatscoolireallyshouldhavedonethissooner

 

by KatClock
12-17-03
You gotta teach me that

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