Masturbation=blindness?

Author: Katiente

Date: October 19, 2001

by Katiente
10-19-01
There comes a point in every man's life...
Dad, stop, this is an embarrassing conversation.
No, son. We need to address this issue now. Imagine my surprise when I walked into the bathroom to see you playing with your "junk"...
...
Son, if you maturbate too often, you'll...uhm...uhm...go blind!
Dad, I'm over here.
Oh. That's right.