Letters to Satan

Author: Katiente

Date: October 21, 2001

by Katiente
10-21-01
Meaning to write to Santa, dyslexic Tommy sent out his wish list.
Hey boss, you got another letter.
Just add it to the pile.
Tommy anxiously awaited opening his gifts from Santa!
Merry Christmas! I hope Santa brought me that furby I wanted!
I hope he did too son.
And instead of a furby, he got a floating head that would sing Mariah Carey's greatest hits, non stop. That must be the closest thing to hell.
Dream lover come rescue me...