Damn the squirrel

Author: Katiente

Date: October 21, 2001

by Katiente
10-21-01
If my dad was a goat and my mom was a goat I'd be a little baby goat.
Shut up.
If my dad was a monkey and my mom was a monkey too, I would be a little monkey!
What if your dad was gay and your mom was a prostitute?
...I probably would look a lot like you.