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An office manager had a big problem, he had to lay an employee off and he didn't know whether it should be Jack or Jill.
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| I'll fire whoever came in late this morning...but wait, they both came very early, and at the same time! | |
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| How about whoever took a lunch break this morning... | |
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So he approached Jill with his problem at the end of the day.
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| Jill, I have a problem. I don't know whether to lay you or Jack off. | |
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| Well you better jack off because I'm late for my bus. | |
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