amateur night (no, not porn)

Author: Katiente

Date: October 26, 2001

by Katiente
10-26-01
How we all doing tonight? I'm glad to be here!
Get off the stage.
So I was walking down the street and I saw this old lady and she fell. I laughed but then I got thinking. What if I was an ant and she fell on me? It wouldn't be so funny. Hah?
*crickets chirp*
Is this thing on? *tap, tap* Is this thing on? Ha ha. Can you hear me? I still have the rest of my 10 minute block to go.