All comics by KazKaden_the_Sheep

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Yo, check out that jive turkey
Don't be all up in my grill guy
oh davie....

 

You Have entered... The MSN ZONE!!!
C:>
My only purpose is to annoy
C:>msword.exe
Mwahaha.. Bill gates has done his task well...
C:>error/crash

 

stupid foreigners
Look at the pretty dog
dog?
Dogs can't talk!
DIE!
Ahhh!!!

 

Disco Lives!
Not while i'm around!
Ah! It burns!
Feel my Mind Powers
Bahhh
Another victory for people with crew cuts

 

A typical lunch at mind...
I'm andrew, i feel like doing something stupid
I'm one of the twins, lets expose ourselves to the elderly
Can i do it while jumping off a building?
sure!
weeee!
damn my zippers stuck!

 

Why preists dont make house calls...
Hey there little boy, want to see my preistly staff?
Dear god no!
Why animals don't have thumbs...
Dance bitch!
How lemon flavored fish began...
I sure love those lemon juice enemas!
You said it

 

 

The man death forgot...
"I have come for you"
"Bout fucking time!"
Questions not even jesus can answer
I died for your sins, why do you mock me?
If you died for my sins how come your alive now?
Please kill me
Not likely, were going on jerry springer!

 

Hi
What a rack!
Umm.. hi
I hope she doesn't notice i have a wood
I feel strangely validated by being oggled

 

This pudding sure is good
i'd fill your mouth with pudding

 

First there was an alchoholic knocking up a hooker
My groins itchy
It cant be mine, i got a sperm count of 3!
then she gave birth to crab lice..
lets swim in poop
ok
then they evolved into this...
lets go up on the mountian so i can sodomize you with a stick
only if Andrew tapes it

 

*wind whistles*
Prepare to die!
you first
DRAW!
oww
jezzus that hurts
Double KO!!!
This wasnt as fun as previously indicated
nope

 

William is approached by a homeless person
I look nothing like william but this is as close as i can get!
Will you join us?
Umm..
Will you breed with us?
JOIN US!!
Ahhh!

 

Lance gets Tempted
Hey little indian, want some mush?
Damn strait
Froot loops... Follow your nose...
I am so high
I'm a little mic-mac. Let light propane tanks

 

Hi
Sup nigga, mack any fine bitchs lately?
What?
Damn, you mean watching bet didn't make me black?
even i'm offended
you said it

 

Mwahaha! Soon all will be #FFAD1A
Egads! It's captain fruity!
Surrender your genitals now Kattana, and i wont turn you over to the authoritys
You shall not foil my plot to replace all colour with #FFAD1A, Nor shall you touch my sausage!
Awww... please?

 

Mwahaha! Soon all will be #FFAD1A
Egads! It's captain fruity!
Surrender your genitals now Kattana, and i wont turn you over to the authoritys
You shall not foil my plot to replace all colour with #FFAD1A, Nor shall you touch my sausage!
Awww... please?

 

Mwahaha! Soon all will be #FFAD1A
Egads! It's captain fruity!
Surrender your genitals now Kattana, and i wont turn you over to the authoritys
You shall not foil my plot to replace all colour with #FFAD1A, Nor shall you touch my sausage!
Awww... please?

 

When movies are dicussed, nothing good can happen
Im an ostrich!
I like really bad movies! yay Romy
I hate oceans 11. it sucked. I like fight club
Arg, your supperior moves agrivate me, i must make blatant lies about how good my movies are. I hate fightclub!
Then god smites the liker of bad movies, and all is well
No sir, I don't like it.

 

I got my braces out
Whats that smell
That be my feet
Oh.
Somewhere in the real world...
Grrr... I cant believe he posted that
Mishka's in trouble now....

 

I had the craziest nightmare, it was all ....(bla bla bla)
Little humming black dot? Thats what was chasing you? Hahahahaha
*sniff* Why does she mock me?
I love you suite-pee
I love you too.

 

I am the magic robot. I grant you one wish
I want a bunch of asians in my closet that will jump out and yell big american dance party whenever i walk into the room
You know whats coming
*Grin*
And she got a lot more then she expected. (But she was really happy bout it)
BIG AMERICAN DANCE PARTY!
Ya!, then we work her over with dildoes

 

Jeff the rapist finds love online
Hmm... wet teen wants to cyber eh?
Hi, im cindy. Im 36 dd and horny as hell. asl?
I'm 17/m/ca. What are you wearing. Im neked.
Ohh... I'm so wet.. tell me more...
Jeff blows it
I have these big bumps on my dick, theyre for extra pleasure. But then they bleed and itch. Lets meet.
**Cindy has logged off**

 

Hey vince
Hey Mishka
What a nerd
CHIMMY CHONGAS!!
I don't even want to know
I HAVE LOWERED THE SCHOOLS AVERAGE! LONG LIVE THE BELL CURVE! YE SHALL ALLL FAIL! EVEN JOCKO WITH HIS HIGH MARKS!

 

I'm Faye, The buxom crazy one
I'm Mel, the brown one
I'm steph, the serious one
I'm Hayley, the controlling bitch
I'm Emma, the one who will never get acne
I'm William. I'm just one of the gals.

 

*dum de dum*
What the fuck? He's tiny. Better call the cops
Mustache rides, 2 cents.
I'm sorry sir, but your under arrest for propositioning the elderly
Dad's gonna be pissed

 

1- Pyro
Mwahahahaha
2- Klepto
Heh heh..
Hey, where'd my fries go?
3- Nympho
Let's get it on
Bout time

 

Mmmm...
AHHHHHH!
*CHOMP*
The morale of the story is: Blueberries give sharks the shits
Eww. How does a shark find that many blueberries?
*Praaap*

 

while walking around quaintly....
mmmm asians
your the dirty popeye stick abuser!
????
You made an innocent childs candy wrong. You're a bad bad man with a sugar tooth.
somewhere else, Faye's smiling
it's ok that your kinky, i like you and your popeye stick fetish

 

Popeye stick fetish?
All i did was lick them then rub you nipples
You know you liked it
Yeah, i did

 

Flash anyone, but be christian about it
*NO! damn skirts tempt me with evil*
Hey its jeezus! He's a man!
Ahhh! sexual harrassment!
like what you see?
Share with your freinds
Oh fuck
Hmm... He's pinned to a board! Now all the ugly villa girls can have their way with him! He can't run away!

 

Mishka's house
C'mon, dammit. Let's play monopoly, and proposition young females
Rdreamer: no, let's play clue
Tanya's house
Buck buck buckaw!
*chicken screensaver*
John's house
I could be playing starcraft right now....
Not that again, hes been playing for 4 years strait now

 

Everyone blames me
I'm Sharon, i'm ka-razy! And its all Mishka's fault! Cuz he disturbed my moral class
?
But look at the facts
...
You sure it wasn't your husband dying of cancer? Or finding out your son sells crack?
She just BLAMES me cuz her life is fucked up
I'm going to hell for this one
You were headed here since you were 6. Don't be suprised

 

The unthinkable has happened...
I challenge your snake high score
You must beat 441 on "professional" http://www.ewsgallery.com/games/
Hmm.. This is harder than i thought...
Oh i can't stand the tension *bites lip*

 

It was hard ignoring all those msn windows... but it was worth it
I came close to hitting the wall a couple of times..
But the sweet nectar of victory is mine! 459!!

 

SNakE is a game that puts love on the line
I'M THE SNAKE CHAMPION! You stole the only thing i was ever good at
its because i am a heartless sonofabitch.
I don't know how i will ever love you truly ever again
this too shall pass
and then once more they were brought together by being shallow
SEX?!
*sigh* I'm justa peice of meat

 

John Halliger: STRONG SILENT TYPE WITH A DEVIOUS DARK SIDE?
*whistles x-files tune*
Or just some german loser playing star craft in a dirty room
Yes! Stupid protoss! Eat zergling death!
Oh god...
You decide
Last time i ask him to do a comic bout me...
*chicken screensaver*

 

Faye chats with her mom
Have a good day today?
Yes, why?
Then they laugh
Your panties were stuck to the ceiling
Oh. Yeah. Mishka has that effect on them
Mishka fears for his life
What?!?
Nothing dad

 

Somewhere in stripcreator limbo...
Goddamit. I wanna be a paperclip. Not this thing.
What makes you think you deserve to have me represent you online? Hmmm..???
John is doomed to be represented by Jon. Unless...
*sigh* But i wanna be a paperclip..
That can be aranged.. for a price.. Mwahahahahaha

 

Kattana discovers the contest
Hmm... No one is more heartless than me! I will conquer them both at snake!
After many furious matches
*tap tap tap tap* Mwahaha, I beat they're scores! 531! yes!!!
Noone cares
HA! I bested you all in snake! Cower before me in awe of my supreme snake playing powers!
So? What do i care?

 

Yess!! 548! I am the champ once again!
But in the mango command center...
Mwahahaha! Weep foolish ones! 885! I HAVE ACHEIVED UNATAINABLE GLORY!!
And yet i still dont care....

 

...
You know you want to..
But its so wrong..
Noone will ever know...
Oh yeah! Fat clown porn! Booya!
*FAT CLOWN ORGY*

 

I'm apologizing for a few errors in my comics strip.
*applause*
Fayes final score was 648, not 548
*cheering*
And mel isn't brown.
*???*

 

Yay, i am the snake master.
Hmm.. Now that i've conquered snake, my life seems.. empty... meaning less...
Wtf?
So this is what it sounds like when doves cry

 

Mishka got a fine for jumping a turnstall
I was brutalised! I'm gonna sue! I'll have your heads on a spike! I know my rights!
oh god...
And was assaulted by two dikey metro cops.
Fine. We drop the charges. Your innocent of riding the subway without paying the fare
I threatned to sue and they dropped the charges
Glorious day! i don't have to pay my 200$ fine!
you haven't seen the last of me, you'll slip up one day, and i'm going to be there, laughing, as we put you in jail till the end of your days. Mwahahahahaha

 

*Ring Ring*
Hello?
*heavy breathing* Will you help me unleash my big throbbing red rocket?
Why does everyone always hang up on me?

 

Joy! Someone finally agreed to help!
Oh yeah baby! Let's see that thang!
Victory is nigh!
This isn't what I expected....

 

Stop calling me "Boo"
Why my little princess
Grrr...
What's wrong my little boo face shoo bok?
*Sigh*
Aww my cute little bébé

 

Well my online journal is doing well
My keys are tired. Why does he write so much?
Now to finally reveal why I wake up at four in the afternoon...
Oooh the suspense
Dance dance all night long!!^_^
He's such an asian wannabe

 

God damn you're short
Hi I'm bob
Please pay attention to me! Look what I can do!
This guy's insane

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