All comics by Kendall

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by Kendall
9-28-03
Intro to the main charactor Kendall
Hi, I'm Kendall. These are my comics and they are based on my life (sort of) and to tell you right now my life sucks!
Intro to Laurie, one of Kendall's friends
Hi I'm one of Kendall's best friends I'll be in here a lot! So yay! I'm Laurie.
Why are you here? Never mind I remembered who I'm talking to and it would be stupid for me to ask you a question that needed more than a "yes" or "no" answer.
And this is Britt Kendall's friends
Hi I'm Kendall's friend Britt. I hope I get to come back in her comic because it's so cool to see yourself animated.
You'll be coming back. I can tell you that right now B!

 

by Kendall
9-28-03
And here's Alex......
Hi, I'm Kendall's friend Alex. I may show up I may not it's up to her not me. Can I please?
I think you'll show up Alex, that is if you don't kill yourself first!
Um... this is Sally
I'm Sally Kendall's completly normal friend and that's why I'm a kangaroo with a fuckin' machine gun!
Oh hi Sally what's up? Please don't kill the innocent!
I'm Kendall's cool cousin Antoine and I'm also Kendall's friend Laurie's boyfriend so I think I may be here A LOT!
And you will be Antoine.

 

by Kendall
9-28-03
Ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod!
Oh GOD! I didn't know you were going to be here! Hi umm...what's up?
Nothing how about you Miss. Kendall?
I'm fine. I guess. By the way this is Izzy! She's kind of....
WHAT were you going to say?
I WAS going to say that you are a different kind of child.
Oh Thanks!

 

by Kendall
9-28-03
COUSINS!
I forgot about two VERY important people so, i'm going to travel to their house.
AMANDA! How are you? Is your sister home too?
Well, I think I'm pretty good and yeah she's home I think CHARLOTTE!!!!!!!
Hi Charlotte! I just wanted to say hi and say that umm.....I have no idea but, Hi!
Hi! Um..gotta go! Sorry!

 

by Kendall
9-28-03
Okay! Yesterday my friend Britt and I went to Alex's to do a "dare" that I got at Britt's party the night before and of course Alex is there with at least ten other kids.
Let's go to Alex's and try to get him to do my dare!
I don't think he'll do it but, let try anyways we got nothing better to do!
Alex can you come over here to that we can do something. All your little friends have to stay there though.
Okay. What am I doing?

 

by Kendall
9-28-03
Ok, you have to do something to Kendall because last night at my party she was dared to do something but, she needs you to do it or it would be weird. Do you get it?
Yeah, but what do I have to do?
You have to kiss Kendall.
Okay, I guess....
This should be interesting...
Ok. I'll keep all the other people away because I know how shy you are.
Alright.

 

by Kendall
9-28-03
This will NEVER work!
Ok Alex I gotta do it sometime this weekend or I'll get killed by Mollz, Carey, B, and Sarah.
Ok, umm...then aww..shit! (other kids came over, Alex runs to them)
Poor Poor Kendall
Why can't we just kiss and get it over with?
because he's Alex and he won't do ANYTHING you tell him to!
What I supposed to be doing now?
Oh My God! I can't believe you can forget something that easily!

 

by Kendall
9-28-03
Kendall don't lose your cool!
I did get lost in my dad's backyard 5 times in 1 1/2 hour! I think I'm just a confused child!
Yeah, I know but, whatever! You JUST figured out that your a confused child and that's really sad!
Leaving? So soon?
I'm leaving!
Fine, bye. I'll call you later.
At her house.
Hi Ashlee. I'm home.
Hey! How are you?

 

by Kendall
9-29-03
Hi. I'm Kendall's math teacher and I love to do math! Math is fun. Kendall is sucha good student. *wink wink nudge nudge*
Hi. I'm Mr. McDonald, I'm Kendall's S.S. teacher. I get to sit in my swivell chair and hit on my girl (and guy) students!
Hello. My name is Mr. Desilets. This is me about 300 years ago when I look a lot fatter amd way more drunk. I am Kendall's english teacher!
I am Mrs. Valle Kendall's science teacher. I do way too many experiments and I have no idea why i am a squirell!
Hola! Me llamo Senroa McCarthy. Me gusta canto MUCHO. Yo soy la meastra de espaniol para Kendall. Yo soy muy muy comico. JA JA JA!
Oh My God! What did I get myself into?

 

by Kendall
9-30-03
Stop with the explainations!
The reason my info at the top of the page is the way it is would be all the work of my good ol' friend Alex. I was talking on the phone to him and typing my info....
He decided that I HAD to stop typing right in the middle of it so I erased it and put what it says now.
Boring huh?
If you can't tell I trying to avoid my homerwork by telling you a stupid portion of my boring life.
I'm coming to take over the world!!!!!!!! Muah hahahahha
Wow!
Okay?!
Have you seen my squirell I thought I saw him run this way. His name is Harry!

 

by Kendall
10-01-03
Pretend she has a phone in her hand..
No your cuter! NO! YOUR cuter. Your the cutest. No! I min your the CUTEST! No....Your ARE the cutest person to EVER walk on the planet!!!
Hey Ash, Can I borrow your JLO jeans?
HELL FUCKING NO! Not to you babe Kendall's being a bitch. NO, because you won't give them back because your a little lying bitch!
No I think your the bitch but, whatever. Also I would give them back! WHATEVER! Bye.
(to boyfriend) No your the cutest! NO NO NO babe your so wrong you are the HOTTEST guy EVER! I love you. NO, I love you more! There is no way you could love me more........

 

by Kendall
10-01-03
How the hell could someone like Avril Lavigne? She is such a poser! She isn't even a punk in the slightest bit!
She is a WICKED poser! I hate that. She doesn't even sing punk rock or even ska. She claims to be all "I'm a punk" and she sings pop!
OMG! I hate that. Also she doesn't skateboard and if she does then I would be amazed if she could stand on the damn thing for more then 5 seconds with out falling off!
(singing) He was a sk8ter boi. She said see ya later boi.....were you just dissing my favorite singer? Avril??
Muah ha ha! I love that!!!
OMG! I didn't know you could do that owww......fuck! I'll be back! I'm indestructable!

 

by Kendall
10-02-03
Hello I am Kendall's friend Laurie. Yes I have changed my sex and apperance (and religion) in about a day. I am the best Jewish Monk ever! Yippee! I just noticed how monk-like I am!
Wow! Laurie what happened to you........never mind......I'm gonna go see who else has "changed"
Hi I'm Sally. I changed too! How great. Now everyone knows why i can't sit at the nut-free table!
Hi......um.....Sally? Yeah! Wow you too.
To Be Continued.....
Umm....did I smoke something today and I can't remember what? Wow. Maybe I'm high maybe I'm drunk. But NO I swear to drunk I'm not god. I do I do NO I don't I'm not a skitzo.....What the.....

 

by Kendall
10-02-03
Why the hell am I a fairy. I think I am either drunk or high but, I can't remember what. Dude, I CAN FLY!!!!!!!!!!
Hello Kendall.
What the fuck who the hell are......
You've finally come to my relm of happiness. I am your friend. My name is Stephie. WHAT THE FUCK AM I SAYING! I totally am happy u lyk came 2 c me in my totally high wurld. I'm lyk goin out wit....
Leave her to Psycho babble to herself.
I am so confused! Why the hell am I a fairy?
I hav no fukin idea. but lyk this dude hez so hot n his names Dan n he lyk askd me out but, i dunno y n shit.

 

by Kendall
10-02-03
Hello Ashlee, this is Steve. New SN I know. Like it? Well whatever, what's happened in your life?
Nothing at all. I have done absolutly nothing. Grrr....I hate doing nothing. It means I'm not doing anyONE or anyTHING! I hate that. I wish my baby was here.
Okay I'm amusing you mean your boyfriend right? Well whatever, um..I was just wondering if you were planning on breaking up with your boyfriend anytime soon?
No! Why? Do you like, like me or something?
No not at all...yeah I do and I know that I have no chance seeing your going to be taken for a while. It kind of bums me out, you know what I mean. Well, see you at band tomorrow.
I love you Steve, not as much as my boyfriend but, pretty far up there! I hope your not mad at me because, that would totally suck. See you tomorrow at Crabtree practice and cheer up. Sorry!

 

by Kendall
10-06-03
In school with her friends...
Hello I'm Lindsay M. And I'm....HOLY CRAP....Kendall's friend. Yup!
Hey Linzi or should I say HOLY CRAP. That's your new name from now on you are "holy crap"
Hi. I'm Raviolli. and dont make fun of my height. i'm can't help it if my stupidity shortens my height. in hooverika we trust.
Hello Rav. How are you? Umm...yeah
I'm great today but, I rather not be so small maybe if I randomly become smart my shortness will become tallness!!!!!!!!!! coolness!!!!!!!
Rav, I think your a smart person anyways but, whatever. Your short and there's nothing you can do about it. Muah ha ha. j/k

 

by Kendall
10-06-03
Shlingy shlingy shloo sha sha toky ummmmm gertid fhansdid fhga nr0nfsan yatarsdb fnsufrnd MUAH HA HA HA
Translated, i think that means "I had spaghetti last night"
yup
bye

 

by Kendall
10-07-03
At Kendall's house
Hello y'all I'm Missy. I am a very scary child and I love Three Days Grace! Ummm...what else do I know....I'm slow!!!
Bye Weirdo going to school!
At Kendall's house
Hello y'all I'm Missy. I am a very scary child and I love Three Days Grace! Ummm...what else do I know....I'm slow!!!
Bye Weirdo going to school!
At Kendall's house
Hello y'all I'm Missy. I am a very scary child and I love Three Days Grace! Ummm...what else do I know....I'm slow!!!
Bye Weirdo going to school!

 

by Kendall
10-07-03
Okay seeing Kendall is such an idiot this is really what the last comic is supposed to say after the beginning that you got 3 times.
At Kendall's locker
Hey Kendall. Did we have math homework last night?
No Mychael it was Yon Kippor we didn't have homework in ANY classes yesterday. Remember? Well whatever, I gotta talk to Alex see you in Math.
At Alex's Locker
For some reason, I feel like I have forgotten something at my house. But, I can't figure out what, wow it's really cold isn't it.
Alex I know what you forgot. Your not wearing pants!!

 

by Kendall
10-14-03
Okay so I haven't made a comic for a wicked long time and I wanna make comics that don't suck. They have to have a hidden meaning in them somewhere. Okay so, if I don't make one in a long time sorry.
Kaitlin what the hell happened?
Well, the roads are all wet and this dude was like bugging me so I tried to like go around him but, he like went all swirvey and it like totally flipped over. My car is all dirty now!!
Oh God!
My god! I the guy alright?
He's all good, I think I mean he's not moving but, I think he'll be okay.

 

by Kendall
10-19-03
He's annoying me! Annoying me!!! I need to get away. Please help me.
I guess you can come over to my place for a while, I don't think my mom will mind all that much but, what are you going to do with Eth?
Kait's got him for a few days so I can be you know like, normal!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah I totally get it how many days you staying with me for?
Probably like three I'm gonna get Tori to drive me to school because your mom won't. And stuff plus she already knows where you live.
yeah cool!

 

by Kendall
11-04-03
This is what happened to Blue fish and Red fish the day the Exxon Valdez oil spill happened.
Hey man what's that?
I don't know but, it looks scary!
Blue fish and Red fish go into shock!
Oh No! It's gonna get on us and I don't even know what it is!!
It could be the ink from Mr. Octopus or maybe it's from one of those huge things with the spinning parts on the back.
Mr. Octopus shows up!!!
That was not me but, I think we should boogie before it get's worse.
Yeah let's ove but, I wanna know what it is. Oh Well! Come on Blue Fish!!!

 

by Kendall
11-04-03
EnjoiBoi is HERE!
Hi I'm EnjoiBoi and I like people! I have the best friendz in the world like ANTIONE!!!!!!!!
Hey Enjoi what's up? Wanna go play DDR at JMac's house?
EnjoiBoi is HERE!
We gotta go get shosh first.
yeah let's go.
EnjoiBoi is HERE!
Tell Antione and Enjoi, I'll be there in a second. Mom, I'm going with Ejoi and Antione to JMac's be back at 5.
Hold on Antione I'lll get him SHOSH!!!!!

 

by Kendall
11-04-03
got Shosh let's go!
hey I'm here. Let's go. Ryan and Thomas are already at JMac's playing without us. Let's go!
Okay then.
At JMac's
Hey JMac. Can we come in and play DDR with you and Ryan and Thomas?
Yeah sure come on. Enjoi your next.
Okay then i think differently but, that's okay. Antione your next!
JMac DDr rocks almost as much as skateboarding!
Okay then.

 

by Kendall
11-06-03
I am super man! I'm coming to take over the world muah hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! NO ONE CAN STOP ME!!!!!!!!!!! eWW.....
Hello deary how are you today.
Get away you evil old hag!
Sonny boy you really musent cover your face like that.
AHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh........................Run away!!!!!!!!!!!
Good bye now. Come to see me again soon.

 

by Kendall
11-06-03
Channel 3 News at 7
Good Evening. Tonight we are going to tell you about Exxon Valdez Oil Spill that happened late at about 12 o'clock today.
Well, Tina I heard that the captian of the ship was drunk at the time of the accident.
Yes, Eugene that would be correct. He was spotted in a local bar before the ship departed from the Trans Alaska Pipeline terminal at 9 a.m.
It seems as though this terrible accident could have been completely avoided.
Yes, it could have but now we have 11 million gallons of oil all over in the Prince Island Sound. If you would like to help with the clean up call 1-800-HELP-PIS1. That's all from Channel 3 News.

 

by Kendall
11-06-03
Hello Tonight I at the site of the Exxon Valdez oil Spill that happened here in prince William Sound about 6 hours ago. I'm here talking to one of the workers who is helping to clean up the scene.
I've been here for about three hours trying to clean up the mess and I now know that something as terrible as this can really happen.
there you have it Tina, the people of Prince William Sound are shocked and don't know how something like this could happen.
Yes they are Harry but, they seem to have it under comtrol at the moment.
that raps up Channel 3 news casting at 7. Once again if you think you can help with the Prince William Sound disater please call 1-800-HELP-PIS1. Thank you.

 

by Kendall
1-13-04
Alright, so I screwed up. I stayed wih Alex for way to long and I totally forgive it.
I don't wanna sound like a slut or anything but, now I'm going out with this totally ill kid Corey, or in here Enjoi. Now he's gonna be named Corey.
This is him. Corey.
Hey. Umm.........yeah hi.
I am so much more happy now because of this choice I made to get away from Alex.
Yeah. I like you.

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