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by Kermit
3-22-03
Sef is having trouble with the ladies.
How come I don't have any girlfriends? "sigh"
What The?!!
Sef is in the UNDERWORLD
sup fool? Im the Devil.I heard your having trouble with the ladies.

 

by Kermit
3-22-03
Meet Gobbles, Chris' Rubber Chicken...
Hi I'm Gobbles I'm running from The PO- LEECE
Gobles Runs in tho the Po-LEECE...
Oh NO! The PO-LEECE!
Your coming with me sonny!
To be continued...
The PO-LEECE IS A GRANNY!
Why do these gay stories have to be to be continued?!!!

 

by Kermit
3-22-03
Sef is getting advice.
Why am I here?
So I can help You with THE LADIES, of course.
Sef is gay.
Oh ok.
Well #1: Ask HIM out.
He really is gay.
I'm not gay.
Yeah O.K. Whatever

 

by Kermit
3-22-03
He's not gay
I'm not GAY!
OK. your not gay then
Sef is about to face a terrible horror...
But this Guy is... and he likes you to
This story is to be contiued to keep the real sef in suspence... hahahahahahahahha you can't see th rest of the story yet!!!

 

by Kermit
3-22-03
Its N1NJA...
Oh I hope its not N1NJA. HE is a fag!
OH CRAP! I"M GONNA KILL YOU little Sh#1
Hi SEf.
META MORPH! NOW!

 

by Kermit
3-22-03
Oh Crap! Here comes the real devil!
Now youll Die N1NJA
C00lieo!
SWEET! THIS IS AWESOME!
Ok now i morph into the right thing. AHHHHHHHHH!
UH-OH DADYIO
COOL HE IS DEAD!

 

by Kermit
3-22-03
He is back...
I'm Back In Heck?!
Yes you will take over hell for me
Sef is Now the devil
Cool! Where did he go?

 

by Kermit
3-22-03
The New Devil... Sef
I gotta meta morph one more time. AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
ok here we go!Now we have to change hell.
He 's a cow? To be continued again...
there we go! I Am SATIN!

 

by Kermit
3-22-03
OH CRAP! NOW I GOTTA DEAL WITH HIM!
HAHAHAHA!
Hi devil!
LOL! THIS IS FUNNY.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

 

by Kermit
3-22-03
This Is The Mr. History Show. Where history is... well.... boring.
Welcome classto Mr. History's TV Show. I'm Mr. History.
Today we will learn about the boring thing that happend in history
YEY!THEY'RE GONNA GET RID OF THAT...uh...i mean oh no!
This show is so boring, I might have to do something about it. MWUHAHAHAMWHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
YES MASTER, yOU SHOULD DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT! HAHAHAHAHA

 

by Kermit
3-22-03
A dumb kid show...
Hi. I'm Mr. Tooty
and I'm Mr. Fruity. We can bee your friends
These stupid kid shows making you mad?
Then call 1-800-FEETFOREARS today
neptunecircle.com neptunecircle.com neptunecircle.com neptunecircle.com GOTHERE...GOTHERE...GOTHERE
We will wipe those stupid shows away!
We will exchange your tv to a computer and make you goto neptunecircle.com Go there...Go there...Go there...

 

by Kermit
3-22-03
Theyre Gay
Hi. I'm Pat .
And Im Matt
Theyre really gay
We're gay.
Yes sir we are
Teyre sick
I like MeMe Russo
And I like Pat

 

by Kermit
3-22-03
Pat will get his butt kicked...
Hi. Im Holly!
Im Pat. (isnt she hot?)
Pat will learn a lesson..
Pat I don't Like you your ugly afro looks wierd!
YEY! I can see up her skirt
PI guess not
ARGH!
ARGH! She dosent like me! Oh well I learn a lesson... not to look up girls skirts

 

by Kermit
6-05-03
Chris has a piont
WHAT! chris thats so mean.but true
mom..... its funny when old people fall down
You know its alays funny until someone gets hurt.
but then its friggen hilarious
ow
HAHAHHAHAHA!

 

by Kermit
2-29-04
Eh darh 'Merican Friends! Welcome to the first episode of Osama Travels! Today I'll be leaving this here rocky landscape and traveling to America
Well the flight has been very rough. Mabye cause i brought a broken bomb.... eh idunno
Well here I am in America. Toon in too Osama Travels Every Monday only on the Discovery Channel

 

by Kermit
2-29-04
Eh darh 'Merican Friends! Welcome to the second episode of Osama Travels! Today I'll be leaving this here rocky landscape and traveling to America
Here wit us today is Bubaloo.
Wow. He's been in America for awhile and they still haven't caught him
To be continued...... On NBC Monday
We're traveling to Mars today through thisVortex [insert ooos and ahhhs here]
Oh great we're gonna die....

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