Cellular Abnormalities

Author: Kesson

Date: November 20, 2001

by Kesson
11-20-01
Ring.
Now, let's pretend I'm actually able to answer that phone.
Ring!
Of course, that doesn't necessarily mean I would. And why would I, being a completely asocial person with no contact to the so-called real world?
Ring, I say!
Telephones cause cancer.